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“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”
Aug 29, 2014 / 809 notes

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

Aug 26, 2014 / 2,330 notes

You guys!  Today is PUBLICATION DAY for my new picture book called HUG MACHINE!!

That is right!  HUG MACHINE is out today in stores all over the place.  This is incredibly exciting for me because this will be the first picture book in which I have both written the words AND drawn the pictures.  An exciting milestone, my friends.

HUG MACHINE is the story of a child who is super down with hugging.  He is the self-proclaimed Hug Machine and he is very excited to tell everyone about it. He is very good at hugging and he is not shy to show the world.  He is ready for you to watch how amazing he is at hugging.

You can read more about this at PyramidCar.com

And if you want to print out activities for your kids that are all about the Hug Machine, you can go to HugMachineBook.com 

"He told us, ‘you might have a record deal.  If you change the name.’"
Aug 26, 2014 / 506 notes

"He told us, ‘you might have a record deal.  If you change the name.’"

Aug 22, 2014 / 308 notes

Hey, LOOK!

It’s the debut of our Hug Machine trailer! A special little hug workout video for you guys entitled "90 - Second Hugs".  A real easy way to get super ripped.  We are celebrating the release of my new picture book called Hug Machine next week on August 26th!

I hope you enjoy this thing. We worked super hard on it. Thanks to Alan Harris for making it and all of my other buddies involved.

“Release the Kracken!”
Aug 22, 2014 / 923 notes

Release the Kracken!”

“I’m in an awful pickle. I’m king!”
Aug 20, 2014 / 1,445 notes

I’m in an awful pickle. I’m king!”

“Sepatown!”
Aug 18, 2014 / 694 notes

Sepatown!”

“Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!”
Aug 14, 2014 / 1,199 notes

Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!”

Hug Machine is coming, you guys… check it
Aug 12, 2014 / 862 notes

Hug Machine is coming, you guys… check it

“We rob banks!”
Aug 12, 2014 / 622 notes

We rob banks!”