GREAT SHOWDOWNS by scott c.

Aug 29

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

Aug 26

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"He told us, ‘you might have a record deal.  If you change the name.’"

"He told us, ‘you might have a record deal.  If you change the name.’"

Aug 22

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“Release the Kracken!”

Release the Kracken!”

Aug 20

“I’m in an awful pickle. I’m king!”

I’m in an awful pickle. I’m king!”

Aug 18

“Sepatown!”

Sepatown!”

Aug 14

“Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!”

Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!”

Aug 12

Hug Machine is coming, you guys… check it

Hug Machine is coming, you guys… check it

“We rob banks!”

We rob banks!”